ruinedchildhood:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

hate to break it to you but this is what he actually said.. (x)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

posted 7 hours ago with 261,802 notes via hancas (©)

@joshdevinedrums: Catering! Chillin with @real_liam_payne!

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bbcradioone:

u tell em

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felicefawn:

What a legend.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Dir. Steven Spielberg, 1982)

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chickensandwich:

goldenclitoris:

fuck the police

i will

posted 9 hours ago with 20,493 notes via orhgasm (©)

Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.

isaycuntalot:

FACT

yesimbeyonce:

when people add “Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry” as their education on facebook

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insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

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