me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.



this dudes whole vine page is him dancing to the song pony in different parts of the world. 

I am So Here for this fucking vine account!

"Is he like bi-curious?" "We will see." x

This is a pirate transmission from District 13 with a message.

I was once a stripper named Diamond Dan.




"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

you KNOW if he saw a dude wearing it he would not have said anything, he’d assume the guy knew the music, because this is not about music snobbery it’s about men thinking women are fucking idiots, and behaviour like this REINFORCES that belief because this guy will harass and belittle women, finding them to be “wrong” but he will leave men alone ASSUMING that they are “right” thereby providing himself with skewed inaccurate evidence to prove that women are idiots, completing the vicious cycle of misogyny that so many men perpetuate daily but are COMPLETELY FUCKING BLIND TO

So…he shamed a girl for wearing a logo she obviously thought was cool and bought it? Yet these white dudes would wear rasta shirts with Marley’s face on it not knowing what the fuck he or the religion stand for.

“could be gayer”

— a review


When someone reads your best friend and you try not to laugh


You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! You wait ‘till mom finds out, buddy!