reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Finally a holiday for penguins.
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
L.A. Love (La La) - Fergie
It’s the S, the L, the I , the M
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner